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anthem.zip (509K) --
Curly Sue sings The Star Spangled Banner. |
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babies.zip (55K) --
"I wanna have seven babies. I'm naming them Monday,
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday,
and Bill, after Bill." |
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eatfirst.zip (47K) --
"Ma'am, I bet he loves you alot. . . . Well I know how
you can tell. . . . He lets you eat first." |
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forgetit.zip (395K) --
Bill: "Alright, take this stick and I want you
to crack me right on the top of the head." Sue: "Forget
it!" Bill: "Honey, you have to do it. It's not
gonna hurt me, I swear. Now we talked about this all the way in from Detroit,
didn't we?" Sue: "Yea, but that was talking. Talking is
different than doing." Bill: "That's right. And if it
wasn't, we could talk our way into a million dollars and a nice high-rise
penthouse. We have to do the doing, not the talking. C'mon." Sue:
"Your gonna cry." Bill: "Have you ever seen me cry,
honey?" Sue: "No, but I've seen you sad." Bill:
"Well that's not crying, is it. You can cry and not feel sad just
like you can feel sad and not cry. Now c'mon, we gotta hurry with this;
we got things to do, alright? Now, however much you love me, that's how
hard you hit me, ok?" Sue: "I love you alot!" Bill:
"Well, then, the harder you hit me, the more I know you love me."
Sue: "OK!" |
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museum.zip (47K) --
"All you learn from the art museum is how to keep your mouth shut,
and how to walk without making squeaky sounds with your shoes!" |
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ring.zip (60K) --
"When somebody gives you something to remember them by it means
they're gonna take off. If they're gonna stick around you don't
need anything to remember them by because they'll be there!" |
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women.zip (152K) --
"All the stuff that happens to women I already know: the boobs, the
kissing, the babies, the crabby time, the not wearing lipstick 'till
you're sixteen, the underwear bank-robbers wear on their faces. . . .
And half of it I don't care for: pink dresses and kittens, spending
all the time in your bathroom, crying when something's real cute --
frankly makes me lose my belly." |
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